Chest Fest: Asado & BBQ!!!

Inspired by real events...

This, my friends, has literally been months in the making. How, may you ask, did this epic night come to be? Keep reading to find out!

One fateful February (or was it March?) night, while TB, Carly and Venice were doing the usual cavorting amongst the threads, TB had a brilliant idea inspired by il ragazzi over at the Appiano Gentile. Adriano (prior to the nervous breakdown) had a mini-birthday celebration while our lovable Argies manned the grill. The result?

Birthday asado and barbecue.

Why, TB was in the midst of celebrating the birthday month... and this sounded like a splendid plan! And so, the seed was planted...

"Birthday Asado" was suppose to be a low key, kicked back, relaxed affair- a few friends chatting and being silly, like normal.

So what happened?

TB became: A) extremely busy with work, B) extremely lazy, C) too drunk to do anything functional or D) all of the above. If you answered "D", you get a brownie point! (Keep track of those; they mean absolutely nothing.)

Because of circumstances, the asado kept getting postponed... and postponed... and postponed. This was until another fateful day when TB happened to finally deliver on a "treasure chest" of photos.

The excitement of having Deki Stankovic stamped all over the Serie A Thread was almost too much to bear! Photo after photo of Deki half naked triggered Carly to exclaim the two words that have started a revolution:

"Chest Fest!"

Unbeknownst to the rest of us, who hailed the now famous term and event, she had meant to type "feast" instead of "fest."

Little did she know she was at the helm of a night of EPIC proportions.

This is the crossroads we have arrived at.

Tonight, at 9ish PM UK time, is the inaugural

CHEST FEST: ASADO & BBQ

IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG.

What will you expect to find at CF:A&BBQ?

Meat


and

Meat

*Did it really happen like that? Aw hell, no. Don't be stupid.

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Sex on a Stick.... or is it Sex Between Sticks?

While waiting for RSVPs (aka scouring for photos) to The 1st Annual Chest Fest: Asado & BBQ, I stumbled upon these:





Meet Julio Cesar, portiere di Inter Milan e Brasil. (Goalkeeper for Inter Milan and Brazil, for you non-Italian speaking folk.)

I passed out. My word, I can't even think while looking at him.

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The Largest Collection of Inter Milan THIGH. EVER.

Now, I don't know about EVER, but it's a pretty damn impressive one.

You want THIGH? You can't handle the THIGH!

Here at the Appiano Gentile, we take pride at our selection of THIGH. Muscular, big, smooth, hairy, nondescript...we've got you covered, no matter what your THIGH needs are.

We have our usual suspects...


Our BBs...(yeah, I know Cordoba's not a bb, but w/e)


Our South Americans...


And everything in between.

So what are we waiting for?

Let's see those thighs!

When you think Inter, you think THIGH Zlatan Ibrahimovic, to be exact.  But just in case you needed a refresher...













As much as we love Zlatanicus, there is one name synonymous with Inter.  That name is Javier Zanetti, or Pupi, as we affectionately call him.
We also refer to him as "THIGHS of Epicness" and we still need to check his birth certificate.











There is actually more than meets the thigh when it comes to Inter... which is why I bring you almost the whole freaking roster is quadtastic glory.

Let's start with the pointmen up top:

ADRIANO




JULIO CRUZ (Yes, we'll even give El Jardinero some bench warming love)





I don't know why he's always on his back, by the way.  We would have photos of Hernan... but he's been busy riding the pine.

Out to the wings...

LUIS FIGO





AMANTINO MANCINI



We'll just throw the babies together...
MARIO BALOTELLI


Sidenote: OUCH

DAVIDE SANTON



Baby made his Azzurrini debut yesterday and gave us more leg than in the normal nerazzurri shirt.
(Is it wrong to be looking *there?* At least he's 18, Dio mio!)

Let's graze the midfield and defense, since so many of the Interisti can do both...

DEJAN "DEKI" STANKOVIC






ESTEBAN "CUCHU" CAMBIASSO





MAXWELL





CRISTIAN CHIVU




MARCO "MATRIX" MATERAZZI and his tat'd thighs



DOUGLAS MAICON



IVAN "CAFE" CORDOBA




(That's the Wall in there, as well)

WALTER "THE WALL" SAMUEL




NICOLAS BURDISSO (Be careful, he might kick your ass)






Even FRANCESCO TOLDO wanted in on the act...


Unfortunately, JULIO CESAR (Mr. Amazing) like to wear long shorts... so here he is trying to make up for it:


I hope you've enjoyed our little trip through Thighpianno Gentile... now, a little more Pupi for the road!

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