You want THIGH? You can't handle the THIGH!
Here at the Appiano Gentile, we take pride at our selection of THIGH. Muscular, big, smooth, hairy, nondescript...we've got you covered, no matter what your THIGH needs are.
We have our usual suspects...
Our BBs...(yeah, I know Cordoba's not a bb, but w/e)
Our South Americans...
And everything in between.
So what are we waiting for?
Let's see those thighs!
When you think Inter, you think
THIGHZlatan Ibrahimovic, to be exact. But just in case you needed a refresher...
As much as we love Zlatanicus, there is one name synonymous with Inter. That name is Javier Zanetti, or Pupi, as we affectionately call him.
We also refer to him as "THIGHS of Epicness" and we still need to check his birth certificate.
There is actually more than meets the thigh when it comes to Inter... which is why I bring you almost the whole freaking roster is quadtastic glory.
Let's start with the pointmen up top:
JULIO CRUZ (Yes, we'll even give El Jardinero some bench warming love)
I don't know why he's always on his back, by the way. We would have photos of Hernan... but he's been busy riding the pine.
Out to the wings...
We'll just throw the babies together...
Baby made his Azzurrini debut yesterday and gave us more leg than in the normal nerazzurri shirt.
(Is it wrong to be looking *there?* At least he's 18, Dio mio!)
Let's graze the midfield and defense, since so many of the Interisti can do both...
DEJAN "DEKI" STANKOVIC
ESTEBAN "CUCHU" CAMBIASSO
MARCO "MATRIX" MATERAZZI and his tat'd thighs
IVAN "CAFE" CORDOBA
(That's the Wall in there, as well)
WALTER "THE WALL" SAMUEL
NICOLAS BURDISSO (Be careful, he might kick your ass)
Even FRANCESCO TOLDO wanted in on the act...
Unfortunately, JULIO CESAR (Mr. Amazing) like to wear long shorts... so here he is trying to make up for it:
I hope you've enjoyed our little trip through Thighpianno Gentile... now, a little more Pupi for the road!